becausedragonage:

sapphichollstein:

iamryanhenly:

Parents should not be reading your journals

Parents should not be searching through your trash 

Parents should not be snooping on your private social media messages 

Parents should not be taking your bedroom door off 

Parents should not be invading your privacy 

reblogging this because when they go through my phone and find my tumblr they’ll see this

As an actual mom, I approve this message. If your parents say it’s a normal part of parenting, no. No it’s not. They are wrong.

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meltycure:

shut the hell up …… kermie sippie milk

(via jettreno)

cruelfeline:

soranis-sunshadow:

deliriumcrow:

youraveragebogman:

Yes. This. I love you, I want to interact with you, I just … kind of suck at doing that.

ouch.

(:

Deepest apologies to everyone who has ever messaged me and walked away moderately disappointed!

(via kvothbloodless)

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

we should all be thankful that the loki show didn’t come out during his original time as a tumblr sexyman because we would have had a very real contender for the next onceler on our hands

i want you all to sit down and think about “loki, but there’s canonically an infinite number of variations of him” dropping in 2014 and count your blessings

(via lesbiansforboromir)

idonotbitemythumbatyou:

avelera:

Pro-writing tip: if your story doesn’t need a number, don’t put a fucking number in it.

Nothing, I mean nothing, activates reader pedantry like a number.

I have seen it a thousand times in writing workshops. People just can’t resist nitpicking a number. For example, “This scifi story takes place 200 years in the future and they have faster than light travel because it’s plot convenient,” will immediately drag every armchair scientist out of the woodwork to say why there’s no way that technology would exist in only 200 years.

Dates, ages, math, spans of time, I don’t know what it is but the second a specific number shows up, your reader is thinking, and they’re thinking critically but it’s about whether that information is correct. They are now doing the math and have gone off drawing conclusions and getting distracted from your story or worse, putting it down entirely because umm, that sword could not have existed in that Medieval year, or this character couldn’t be this old because it means they were an infant when this other story event happened that they’re supposed to know about, or these two events now overlap in the timeline, or… etc etc etc.

Unless you are 1000% certain that a specific number is adding to your narrative, and you know rock-solid, backwards and forwards that the information attached to that number is correct and consistent throughout the entire story, do yourself a favor, and don’t bring that evil down upon your head.

I’d also add that details like numbers and even names ping in the readers’ mind as important. Your brain tries to remember them. But if you’re bogged down with tons of names and dates and numbers, nothing stands out as significant.

So if the messenger is never going to appear again they don’t need a name. If the exact number of jewels is not going to be important, find another way to express scale.

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jacisdeadlonglivejac-deactivate:

pyrettablaze:

gorps:

watching a ton of people on twitter trick themselves into being scared of a themed dark ambient album is interesting

And may have even caused a very minor trauma is sending me

2 seconds was more than enough to wreck them

(via jettreno)

ssilverhand:

scarlet–wiccan:

Loki stripping any and all trans elements from its presentation of a female Loki character, yet still finding ways to invoke transphobic media tropes– all while making visual allusions to Agent of Asgard, which is the most explicitly trans Loki text to date

vs

Wanda//Vision whitewashing the main cast and completely changing Wanda’s backstory so as to erase any references to Romani narratives, yet still finding a way to include antiromani media tropes– all while making visual allusions to Scarlet Witch (2016), the first book in years which actively explored Wanda’s Roma identity.

FIGHT

don’t forget the falcon and the winter soldier taking pains to revitalize the violence vs. non-violence debate and martyring a young, female, mixed-race refugee to make the point that the wishes of the state are good, actually, on the heels of a worldwide movement for agents of the state, the police, to stop murdering black people in the streets

(via bookantique)

thedreadvampy:

mornington-the-crescent:

birdyyyyyy:

atopcat:

funnytwittertweets:

Lord of the Rings:

Originally posted by marta-bee

Vs.

Game of Thrones:

Originally posted by riderj123

“But where’s that light coming from” BITCH IT’S FANTASY WHO CARES

but also I don’t give a fuck if it’s fantasy or Gritty Reality. light your fuckin scenes properly because film is a visual medium and you’re meant to be telling me a story through visual information. I promise you I will not be as irritated by a slightly non-diagetic light source as by being Literally Squinting To Partially Make Out Some Of What’s Happening On Screen

(via aeruh)

fecktrecool:

angelbud:

finaltribalcouncil:

this is the funniest thing in the entire world

derry girls be like i can excuse hatred for the english but i draw the line at homophobia

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spongebobssquarepants:

the-greatest-kaspy:

tehzii:

tworoundtrips:

spongebobssquarepants:

4estchild:

spongebobssquarepants:

“I actually got the J&J” 🤣

This is the content I get on tumblr for

@fluent-in-lesbianism how could you leave this in the tags

Ha! Imagine being alive in 20 years to collect…

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enaree:

“Can you look after my children this weekend” fucking disugting that a woman would flaunt her milf status like that

(via wymanthewalrus)

leghorn:

leghorn:

unironically got put on a blocklist for this post. this is the funniest website on earth

(via loveorlace)