pls reblog if you’re an 18+ writeblr
I have nothing against teens working hard!!!! I just don’t feel a) comfy talking to minors, b) confident, I feel late to the game at 20 yo oof
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These memes have reached a state of esotericism that will render them indecipherable to anyone in a few years.
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drew the player characters for the first campaign ive ever run
one’s name is Aelin and the other is Scaley Obama McGee. I bet you cant guess which is which.
(yes that is a nerf gun btw. the player asked if she could have a nerf gun with the exact same stats as a light crossbow except that its a Nerf Gun. I said fuck it why not because this is more the monster factory version of dnd and scaley is a cleric who worships danny devito)
also Aelin is Scaley’s stepmom?? I asked how they wanted their characters to meet and they came up with that For Some Reason
Now that I’m studying bio, may I just say how fervently I wish my primary association with the words “alpha, beta, omega” was literally anything other than what it is
My nutrition professor was talking about vitamins and said, “the only reason you all even know the words alpha and omega is because of sororities,” and I wanted so badly to raise my hand and be like “if you’re gonna be a dick for some reason, please let me explain to you in depth my immediate connotations for those words”
I’m in training to become a phlebotomist and at my last class we did blood typing and let me tell you when I walked into the lab to see A/B/O written in massive letters on the whiteboard I felt six years come off my lifespan
once I used a phrase alpha and omega of something during a lecture and one of the students giggled so hysterically I *knew* and I looked at her and she looked at me, and let me tell you, this was the most profound moment of horror and understanding I have ever shared with another person
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some butch looks
- i haven’t worn anything but this hoodie in 234 days
- all jean outfit (or, joutfit)
- somebody’s step dad at like, chili’s
- forest lesbian. you know.
feel free to add more
- 50′s greaser complete with motercycle
- business twink
- beach grandpa
- jeff goldblum
- folk singer who plays banjo and is also a vampire
- swashbuckling knave
- hipster barista in a beanie that everyone has had a crush on probably
- dapper necromancer
- twenties jazz club singer (with top hat)
- mysterious figure in the corner of a cafe on a rainy day with their hat brim pulled low and a cold, half-finished cup of coffee sitting on the table in front of them, forgotten
- surfer dūd
- victorian gardener in worn coveralls
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can they remake love actually where everything is the same but all the couples are gay
the most annoying straight man I know once told me he could turn me straight and I was v drunk at the time but still managed to get out something along the lines of “bill gates couldnt pay me to sleep with you” and he straight up left the room lmaooo
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exam stress makes you do weird things
for instance me and my friends started a small cult around a Very thick horse statue outside a hotel on the route to where we take exams.
his name is His Chonkyness Lord Frudward The Unit The Third and hes the god of trials and judgement and whenever we need good luck we trace a horse shoe shape on our chest and then pound it with our fist
in case you were doubting how Chonky his chonkyness truly is
exam stress makes you do weird things
for instance me and my friends started a small cult around a Very thick horse statue outside a hotel on the route to where we take exams.
his name is His Chonkyness Lord Frudward The Unit The Third and hes the god of trials and judgement and whenever we need good luck we trace a horse shoe shape on our chest and then pound it with our fist
getting bullied at art school is the worst bc not only are you getting picked on by people who post voltron discourse but every mean thing they say to you is verbatim lifted from a text post you’ve already seen and that has damaged my self respect in a way that nothing else ever could
knowing i am lower on the college food chain than 20 year olds who say “weird flex but okay” and “sure jan” in real life has done irreparable psychological damage
I can’t wrap my head around art school bullies
i said i hate anime and now they want me dead
Oh I thought they were just being mean you didn’t tell me you provoked them
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